Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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