do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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