Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
should my penis look like a turkey
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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