so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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