I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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