Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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