'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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