Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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