The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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