Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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