I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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