Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
