Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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