I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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