Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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