history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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