Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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