Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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