I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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