I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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