Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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