That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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