I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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