we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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