I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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