My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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