been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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