my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
