Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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