She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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