Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
