he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
birth control should be required to get into college
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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