we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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