I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
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You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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