Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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