He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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