Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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