I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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