just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
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