I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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