Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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