You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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