it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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