let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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