well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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