I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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