Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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