Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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