i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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