Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Randomize
